Friday, June 26, 2009

Match postpone

There will be no match this weekend due to H1N1 and the field cant be booked. Pls study hard for ur common test n dun retain 2 years. Most likely there will be a match against francis church team next week n match against dynamo again next next week. TBC.

hopefully piang piang will pray for us to have soccer matches and get good grades. instead of praying for the food.


WEEEEEEEEEEE! HIGHLIGHTING IS FUN!



-Ziting!

Saturday, June 13, 2009

TEAM NSIMI 2-2 FC DYNAMO

With 5 players missing through individual commitments,NSIMI were forced to play their match against Team Dynamo without any substitutes.Francis,CheeYew,Kokwai,Xiyue,Vikram were all unavailable for the game.However,long term absentee jeremy ''ilr'' cheong was back in action after the constant guai-laning from NSIMI players.ex-NSIMI player jerry ''beetle'' ang was also making an appearance after his trophy antics.


Starting lineup: Ningyang(GK),Andrew(RB),Nas and King(CB),Jeremy(LB),Pengyang(RW),Kelvin and Ziting(CM),Jerry(LM),Broderick and Yiyang(CF)



NSIMI started off the game without a regular goalkeeper and attacking midfielder Ningyang was forced to play as a goalkeeper for the umpteenth time in his relatively short footballing career.NSIMI started off the better of the two sides,creating many chances but failing to convert them.FC Dynamo were constantly relying on counterattacks,particularly wong junwen down the right for Dynamo.But NSIMI took the lead through an Arsenal-like move.striker Broderick started off the move with a pass to rightback Andrew who passed it to right winger pengyang,followed by a one two with striker yiyang and a pin-point cross for the belated birthday boy kelvin to head into goal.it was 1-0 to NSIMI.the first half ended and it was 1-0 to NSIMI.


After a fun game of open numbers,kelvin was forced to play as goalkeeper for the second half.this robbed NSIMI of its star player and NSIMI's attacking impetus dropped.however,attacking midfielder ningyang was running circles around the dynamo midfield and doing his usual dance.in one instance,he danced past 4 fc dynamo defenders but failed to finish in the box.NSIMI took a two goal lead when striker yiyang went on a great run into the box and passed the ball to broderick who had all the time in the world to finish and put NSIMI 2-0 up.however,NSIMI started to become complacent and dynamo capitalized on this.


Dynamo first pulled a goal back when they launched a counter attack through the middle and the striker placed the ball into the net despite a collision with kelvin the goalkeeper.they then completed the job when andrew failed to clear the ball on the line after a goalmouth scramble during a corner.it was 2-2 and a lesson learnt for NSIMI.




rightback andrew on the move
gays for life lol broderick looking to pass the ball jerry sprinting down the line(zhixin was in front)


Ningyang dancing past the midfield
ziting dancing to entertain himself.





highlight highlight...nothing better to do ah?














Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Introduction:Eugene Tham Kok Wai




Name: Eugene Tham Kok Wai
Height:negligible.
Jersey Number:11
Position:Wanker,right winger,left winger,attacking midfielder






Wanking.Drinking.Watching Porn.These are some of Eugene Tham Kok Wai's famed hobbies and he has become renowned for his weird desire to show his teammates pictures of fat people cutting themselves as seen in the website ''crimson tears''.On the pitch,Eugene is one of the top 15 players at NSIMI,often sprinting past defenders and putting in quality crosses.Eugene started out playing as an attacking midfielder for NSIMI but due to his negligible height,he was shifted out to the right wing to avoid smelling other taller midfielders' armpits.kokwai recently hooked up with anna rose,a talented band in jjc and good guitarists and drummers.sadly,kokwai screwed up talentime for many people when his band's singers were so ''good'' that many people wanted to leave after the opening act.the male singer sang ''check yes juliet'' by we the kings and the chorus went ''run baby run''.after the male singer had sung that part,the audience really wanted to run,literally.however,kokwai,being his usual multitasking self(he wanks and does homework at the same time),he joined another talented band,crew 3047 which was a great success as they took home the grand prize of $1000.kokwai,as usual,used the prize money to buy new porn on the internet.kokwai is well loved in NSIMI for his funny antics and his renowned phrase ''TALKCOCK''.we hope kokwai will continue his performances for NSIMI and hopefully NOT wake up with a hangover and miss matches again.