Name: Eugene Tham Kok Wai
Height:negligible.
Jersey Number:11
Position:Wanker,right winger,left winger,attacking midfielder
Wanking.Drinking.Watching Porn.These are some of Eugene Tham Kok Wai's famed hobbies and he has become renowned for his weird desire to show his teammates pictures of fat people cutting themselves as seen in the website ''crimson tears''.On the pitch,Eugene is one of the top 15 players at NSIMI,often sprinting past defenders and putting in quality crosses.Eugene started out playing as an attacking midfielder for NSIMI but due to his negligible height,he was shifted out to the right wing to avoid smelling other taller midfielders' armpits.kokwai recently hooked up with anna rose,a talented band in jjc and good guitarists and drummers.sadly,kokwai screwed up talentime for many people when his band's singers were so ''good'' that many people wanted to leave after the opening act.the male singer sang ''check yes juliet'' by we the kings and the chorus went ''run baby run''.after the male singer had sung that part,the audience really wanted to run,literally.however,kokwai,being his usual multitasking self(he wanks and does homework at the same time),he joined another talented band,crew 3047 which was a great success as they took home the grand prize of $1000.kokwai,as usual,used the prize money to buy new porn on the internet.kokwai is well loved in NSIMI for his funny antics and his renowned phrase ''TALKCOCK''.we hope kokwai will continue his performances for NSIMI and hopefully NOT wake up with a hangover and miss matches again.
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