Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Each A Cock

You know the school is screwed up when the principal starts a verbal war with the workers of the new bubble tea stall over students not throwing away their own rubbish. An altercation which got blown up into a full-scale scream fest beyond the decibel scale, which saw the police come down into the canteen to bring the Indian stall helper away. Probably won't see her in our school ever again.
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Crazy, totalitarian, power-abusing, racist, Communist principal
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Stall tender with a serious attitude problem
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Hmm. I just can't pick a side.
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Anyways I feel that I have a responsibility to inform everyone in NSIMI that our Dear Leader has issued out a warning that "if anyone buys from this stall, I will sack you!", ensuing the fiasco that happened just now. Ignorance is no defence.
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So remember: Coming late for school three times (even though it may not be your fault) and buying drinks from a stall in the school canteen are serious offences which can constitute to your being "sacked", but truancy is way okay!

Only in JJ, Brus. Only in JJ.
I'm so proud.

Long live our Great Leader!
BANKI! BANKI! BANKI!!!
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No. 17

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