Name:Huang Zi Ting
Age:18
Height:also taller than pengyang
Position:Centreback,rightback(no,you're not a striker)
Jersey Number:22
Great control.Thunderous shooting.Lightning speed.Penalty kick expert.Sadly,none of these can be used to describe Ziting.Due to his delusion,he often thinks of himself as a striker and ends up playing centreback.This player has the amazing ability to say something so lame that the person goes speechless.His infamous ''prawn prawn prawn(hei hei hei)''laughter and his wellknown odour has made him invaluable to the team.Despite his shortcomings,Ziting does have his strengths,such as having a strong odour,guailan-ing people and making fun of pengyang's face(who doesnt).Team NSIMI has run out of superlatives to describe this brilliant player.His left foot is almost useable and he jumps as high as pengyang(this is not an insult).ziting is also very religious,as seen from his celebration after sports day when he won 4x400m when he emulated kaka's ''i belong to god'' celebration.we hope ziting can continue to keep out crucial goals for team NSIMI by bringing rubber bands onto the pitch and irritating strikers with the rubber bands and odour.one word for this player:BEWARE.
due to his inexplicably horrifying face,we have been unable to upload ziting's photo.the browser showed:internet explorer was unable to display the page when the author tried to upload his photo.im not kidding lol
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