Name:Kelvin Horandius Ho
Age:18
Height:185cm(wtf)
Position: Striker
Jersey Number:9
The best striker in the team,Kelvin almost never fails to find the net in games for NSIMI.Other than two games,he has scored in every game for Team NSIMI.Blessed with a gigantic frame,speed and a small dick,he towers over most defenders and scares the shit out of them.Kelvin,being tall,likes to make fun of short people for their height and his trademark insults are ''cant see eye to eye'' and often makes fun of people's ugly faces,despite his less than average looking face.He also has a tendency to get injured during physical training and then miraculously heal when it comes to playing a match.Despite having a tendency to miss open goals,he has world class finishing abilities.One such moment came in a match against a previous opponent where the handsome number seven of team NSIMI floated a high ball over the defence for kelvin to finish with a thumping volley.we expect kelvin to continue scoring goals by the bucketload for team NSIMI.However,he should stop insulting people for their height and ugly face in order to avoid bad karma,which has resulted in missing two open goals.
p.s none of the medals or trophies in the pic above belong to him,he cant even run LOL
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